Blog
First and foremost, I'm a writer.
Actually, I'm a comedian who writes.
I think...
San Diego State Frat Life
This section begins with the day I moved into the dorms at San Diego State, in August of 2001, and ends the day I moved out of the frat house, July of 2006. And just to clear up any confusion, the day I moved out of the frat house was not the day I graduated college.
Break me out of this shy shell!
This section of my life begins 4 games into the football season of my junior year, which was late September of 1999, and ends on the day I left home for college, in August of 2001.
New Kid on the San Diego Block
This section chronicles my life from the day my family pulled up to our new home in San Diego (in our piece of shit Ford Aerostar) in June of 1996, until September of 1999.
"D'fuck you doin here white boy?"
This section chronicles my life from the day my family arrived in Chapel Hill, North Carolina, in July, 1992, until the day we left for San Diego, California, in June, 1996.
Please Save Me: Growing up in NY
This section chronicles my life from accidental birth in November of 1983 in Queens, NY, to July of 1992, when we left NY. Like all good Catholic's, I enjoy shamelessly mocking Catholicism.