Grandma sat on the couch watching the news. The news was about the Boston bombers getting caught and tried. Grandma got up and started yelling.

Grandma walked up to me very slowly, hanging on to the counter for balance as she walked over. She took a deep breathe, and spoke very calm.

Grandma's thick Colombian accent and broken spanglish make fluid communication a royal pain in the ass for me, every day.

My Grandma is the most loving, hating, caring, careless, compassionate, cold, patriotic, and hysterical little-old-spic-lady to ever live.

My roommate is my Grandma. My Grandma is the most loving, hating, caring, careless, compassionate, cold, patriotic, and hysterical little-old-spic-lady to ever live.