“fuck man, that’s the biggest fuckin dick I’ve ever seen in my life, and not to sound gay or anything, but I’ve seen a lot of big dicks…... I just couldn’t stop staring man. What the fuck is wrong with me?”

Much of what I experienced in the Marine Corps seemed like I was watching a movie. This is probably because before I joined, my impression of the Marine Corps was mostly derived from movies and books.

All men are pigs. Marines are bigger pigs. Marine Infantrymen, in combat, while hunting the enemy, are the biggest pigs. There is no way around this, it’s always been like this, and always will.

Unbeknownst to the world, Infantry Marines are actually the most openly gay straight men on the planet. This story is just a small taste of the gayness that goes on amongst Marines.

“My masseuse was not the slightest bit attractive, although it’s hard to say for sure. Every guy knows that for 10 minutes after jerking off, nothing in the world is attractive.”

I wasn't exactly the best Officer in the Marine Corps. I can't say for sure because I don't know exactly how we were ranked by Marine Corps leadership, but I can say for sure that I wasn't in the top 5.